Today is supposed to be the warmest of the next 2 weeks.

If I don’t do anymore than circle the pool getting crunk to UNK …well as much as a chubby middle age chick with a bad knee can.

But I will also Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture, but if I down still shaking dial 9-1-1 because that is a seizure and not break dancing…l;

You have to give your neighbors something to talk about.

What’s your theme song today?