Captain’s Log. Stardate: 2026.330. The bridge is quiet, but my internal sub-processors are screaming at a frequency high enough to shatter Romulan ale glasses. I am currently sitting in what I can only describe as a "state of temporal and logistical frustration." As the commanding officer of my own destiny, and a professional FORA travel … Continue reading Captain’s Log: Stardate Waitlist – The 2027 Cruise Crisis
Month: April 2026
Sazeracs & Starbases: Pre-Mission Jazz in the French Quarter
Must be 21 and over. Please drink responsibly. If you or someone you know is struggling with substance use, please contact the SAMHSA National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP (4357). Listen, if you’re heading out on the Star Trek: The Cruise X in 2027, you don't just "show up" at the Port of New Orleans. This isn't … Continue reading Sazeracs & Starbases: Pre-Mission Jazz in the French Quarter
