Every morning since everyone else were ordered to shelter in place(I have gladly worked from home since July 2019, so it was like… just Thursday to me) I vacillate between hysterical tears and screaming F-bombs and giving the double middle finger to the morning news.

4 nanometers…4 nanometers…

This self contained biologic stealth bomb we call COVID, this bitch of a disease is 7000 times smaller than the freakin’ width of an eyelash(0.07 mm)

BOOM! We are set to SURPASS 20% unemployment, the worse since the Great Depression at the beginning of the 20th century-but thankful people are becoming very innovative and adapting their hustle. Please do not give up. Please stay in the fight. Move online, do what you must do. Candle makers, personal shopping on demand, and I am personally thankful for another day to work and create.

POW! 100000K Deaths and climbing, tears funerals, Extreme Unction, Last Rites, the lonesomeness, unnecessary lives lost. One time, I wish America was not first.

If our inept government had acted sooner, 1 week earlier according to Joe Biden, we wouldn’t have the bodies stacking up in refrigerated tractor trailers, whole families being decimated. A fully avoidable crisis…if the f-wits in DC could have acted. If public health had not been systematically gutted over the past 20 years. If we had access to PPE, means of contact tracing, shutdown all travel, if government officials in China and then the US hadn’t lied. If everyone in a position of power had did the right thing, this nightmare would not have happened. But still I celebrate every recovered life, although altered. I like that number 400,000 recovering from this plague and that number will climb.

We are distracted by racist motives that fueled the murders of Emmett Till and a grim caudrey of peers, of others since the first 400 Africans set foot on the US shores. White Karen, aka Amy Cooper, and women like her have what Ava Duvernay calls, have the “Privilege of being believed”. Police will err on the side of the frantic white girl catching the vapors and investigate the Harvard nerdy bird watcher. Really. Well Franklin Templeton didn’t buy it and fired her ass. This made me smile.

And the hits keep coming like body blows in a classic Mike Tyson Fight

An African American’s windpipe is crushed by an unfeeling problematic individual, Derek Chauvin, ex-cop for Minneapolis police force, who really felt or lack of feeling thought it was OK to treat Mr. George Floyd like a sub-human. Perpetuating that your skin color is still a death sentence in 2020. He was fired and I and everyone else wait to see if murder charges will follow. Also, parents of children of color, please have the talk with your children, about being black or brown in this country.

If he had acted and treated Mr. Floyd like a human, we would not have riots from coast to coast again. But why smoke bombs, tear gas, and rubber bullets initially, when we have red neck Dan screaming in the face of the police only difference is the color of the protestors…overreact much?

…Twitter v Chump

Twitter bravo!! But you may have shot yourself in the foot by you own statement. I pulled this off of my Twitter accounts terms of usage:

‘We do not endorse, support, represent or guarantee the completeness, truthfulness, accuracy, or reliability of any Content or communications posted via the Services or endorse any opinions expressed via the Services. You understand that by using the Services, you may be exposed to Content that might be offensive, harmful, inaccurate, or otherwise inappropriate, or in some cases, postings that have been mislabeled or are otherwise deceptive. All Content is the sole responsibility of the person who originated such Content. We may not monitor or control the Content posted via the Services and, we cannot take responsibility for such Content.” Wait what? So how do they know what to flag for fake news if they are not monitoring or is this a reminder to the sane individuals of the above Twitter stance and maybe they should police fools that won’t police themselves? Furthermore,

                “We reserve the right to remove Content that violates the User Agreement, including for example, copyright or trademark violations or other intellectual property misappropriation, impersonation, unlawful conduct, or harassment. “Chump always whines when he, a dumbass mortal, is held to the same rules that govern everyone. Bruh, really.

I audibly roll my eyes to a bully getting backed down. This is not a censorship of conservatives, this is being told that you can’t use a platform to spread hate, lies, and division. They remove accounts all the time that violate the user agreements, what took them so long to flag his?

I am fresh out of f—ks. So I will say this once, shut up, sit in the corner, and stop tweeting until you have some damn sense. Seriously.